If you are a normal person who lives in the world, you have to know that a green hippo was born in a Japananese's zoo. The first reactions to this incredible event were, at first, very possitive: Obama said that he was very proud to be friend of the japananese's country, the only country who has a green hippo in the whole universe; Ban ki-moon claimed we were under an alien attack becouse of the hippo; Rajoy thought of privatizing the hippo and Shinzo Abe (first minister of Japan) said something we don't know becouse he said it in Japananese.
But now, everyone who said something possitive to the hippo is embarrased. The green hippo is gaudy now, and apologising for the hippo is worst than killing a baby seal. If you go today to the zoo, you will see the hippo trying to catch the attention of the families who walk fast, without looking the hilarious, depressed, green hippo. Even the mother of the hippo denied being the responsible of the unnatural colour. What remains the hippo? Going to the secret place where are hidden the Jonas brothers, Spice girls and the guys of the Macarena; renewing itself whith another colour or being Macaulay Culkin's best friend. Poor hippo.
Hey, a red turtle! I truly love it!
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